Classifieds in DC

So, here is a interesting classified from Deccan Chronicle supplement. More of the same from Deccan Chronicle ! Remember the Deccan Chronicle hoardings ?

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No double meanings, no hidden messages……its right there…..’special different experience’ and a ‘mind *blow job* satisfaction’. lol

Now, I do understand a lot of these work under the radar, by word of mouth or via special requests or sorts. Here is one, out in the open ! I was laughed at, for having been shocked at this. Turns out, this is commonplace. Most massage providers have special schemes with ‘happy endings’ and stuff. And, information from my Bihar friend is that there are pretty hot babes in Bihar doing this.
Well, actually more than funny it is ….hmmm…scary I guess that these kinda shady bussinesses are running in the open. Maybe its time prostitution is legalized in India. Maybe. I wish I had stronger opinion on this. Anyone?

Update on this :

Found ANOTHER one.( Don’t ask me how I found this). Same person I’m guessing, under a different guise. This one takes one step ahead ( apart from all the other similar details) and goes on to say, ‘ Complete Broadminded massage’. lol. No comments.

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This just keeps getting better and better. And funnier.
Update 2:

So, a friend of mine decided to call up the number to see what in the world is happening. And was surprised to know the upfrontness with which he was given rates and types of girls. Would you like a normal good looking girl, or a fair north indian model like girl ? Depends on how much you are ready to pay. This gets sick after this point.

Maybe its time to write to the DC office and see what they have to say. Or maybe some media company ( the people that love the shocking/never seen before news type ).

Look out for an update 3.

Comments 8

  1. sorabh wrote:

    wonder wen u get time to read all the classifieds….
    nice work dude…i read ur blog regularly….find it good…
    :D
    sorabh

    Posted 29 Jun 2007 at 11:40 am
  2. maxdavinci wrote:

    OMG, never expected to see that!

    btw, wat were u searching for in the classifieds?

    guess whoz back?

    Posted 29 Jun 2007 at 6:36 pm
  3. Jeena wrote:

    So the next time I see you in the Brkout area with a DC, I know what you will be reading.

    Posted 12 Jul 2007 at 11:43 am
  4. Jayashree wrote:

    Wohoo!! This is sooo hilarious Sasi! DC indeed goes the extra mile to be the most sensational paper :)) I now remember someone calling ‘Party whirl’ the ‘item’ paper!!

    Posted 12 Jul 2007 at 4:39 pm
  5. Roshni wrote:

    Why don’t you go once? Am sure it’ll set your mind at rest.

    Posted 12 Jul 2007 at 5:32 pm
  6. Roshni wrote:

    also…why are you getting so like *fingers to breast* ‘Oh My God’ at this…?? Prude…

    Posted 12 Jul 2007 at 5:34 pm
  7. Jayasree wrote:

    nice! …Community service!

    Posted 13 Jul 2007 at 10:15 am
  8. ujjyini wrote:

    Nice way of marketing your company through the blog !!! good try.

    Posted 13 Jul 2007 at 5:16 pm

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