Engineers jokes

Part of engineering life. And the law is: ” If you can’t convince them, confuse them. ”

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand
binary, and those who don’t.

Pessimist: The glass is half-empty.
Optimist: The glass is half-full.
Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Haloween ?
Ans: Dec(Decimal) 25 = Oct(Octal) 31

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

Also read the Geek vs Nerd jokes.