Not many people know about this, but I do have a pet. It’s a rock. Pet rock.
Here is what it looks like (it likes it’s ergonomic/acupressure pedestal (also a cube puzzle) :
some upsides to having a pet rock
- does not pee/shit
- does not need to be fed
- can leave it home when you go to vacations
- excellent listener
- good adviser
- can look exactly how you want it to
- is not racist
- is not lazy
- always available
- very dependent
- can act as a paper weight
- does not get jealous
- does not try to get constant attention
downsides to having a pet rock
- does not fetch (I might have tried)
- not furry/cuddly
Some interesting things you probably *did not* know about my pet rock
- It’s extremely cool
- I found it on a river bed in Ladakh
- If anyone ever abducts/kidnaps it, I will pay money to get it back
- I lost it once, and put up flyers with pictures, and found it later under my desk
- I keep changing it’s expressions (maybe I’ll post some pictures of it’s different looks someday)
- It’s bluish grey in color
- It likes websites
- is totally into gangsta rap
And before you ask, it does not have a name! Who names rocks?
Comments 5
Hahahaha, too funny.
Posted 22 Apr 2009 at 12:13 am ¶If you take care of it well, it will grow too. It’s an art watching it grow - let me know if you need help on that!
Posted 22 Apr 2009 at 1:52 pm ¶Excellent one!
Isnt PetRock a name?
I liked the flyers and finding it under the desk thing
Posted 22 Apr 2009 at 2:10 pm ¶Wow i like it
i think u should name it. By the way what kind of a rock is it!? I like rocks too.
Posted 22 Apr 2009 at 7:16 pm ¶If anyone asks… I don’t know you!
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