Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him, “Are you drunk?”
Descartes replies, “I think not.”
And then he vanishes!
(Rene Descartes was known for his statement meaning “I think, therefore I am.”)
(“Cogito ergo sum” translates to “I think, therefore I am.”)
PS. Turns out he was the one who discovered Analytical Geometry !
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YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 07 Dec 2006 at 9:45 pm ¶I BELIEVE THE WAY I ORIGINALLY HEARD THE JOKE WAS: DECARTES WAS SITTING A TABLE AND THE WAITRESS SAID,” WOULD YOU CARE TO ORDER SOME FOOD”?
DECARTES ANSWERED,” I DON’T THINK SO.” AND DISAPPEARED.
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