Funny status messages

Random post: Status messages of some of my friends on gtalk.

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Due to recent budget cuts and the cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and the continued decline of the U.S. economy, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. 

It’s winter in the outside world.

ate plum cake – after 4 years

I am not diplomatic; I just always believe there are always two sides to the story. 

Happy Birthday GaPa – [with love]

Borrowing money is like wetting your bed in the middle of the night. At first all you feel is warmth and release. But very, very quickly comes the awful, cold discomfort of reality =) =)

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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The financial situation at the moment is so bad that men are now marrying for love.

Anyone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world…

The world is probably not the best place for you to be in.

Shoot, shoot, shoot till the eyes are open

Comments 10

  1. Yogesh Shah wrote:

    Hi,

    gr8 quotes..pls add some more also ur sketches r gr8…

    Posted 20 Nov 2008 at 3:24 pm
  2. Afrin wrote:

    :)

    Priya usually has some funny, silly, but oddly thoughtful status messages. Like right now:

    “Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package!”

    Posted 20 Nov 2008 at 9:33 pm
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  4. Afrin wrote:

    Another one:

    Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

    Posted 26 Nov 2008 at 12:47 pm
  5. Anon wrote:

    “God Damn! We just had a near-life experience fellas!”

    awesome one there

    Posted 19 Dec 2008 at 4:07 pm
  6. hilak wrote:

    ” __________ is my name “

    Posted 15 Jan 2009 at 12:52 am
  7. jokes-adda wrote:

    Hey all

    cHECK OUT SOME MORE STATUS MESSAGES FOR gTALK N YAHOO MESSENGERS HERE ———>> http://jokes-adda.blogspot.com/2009/07/very-nice-quotes-and-status-messages.html

    hAVE fUNN

    Posted 28 Sep 2009 at 5:52 pm
  8. Pranesh wrote:

    anyone who is an optimist is a contrast to the real world! because out there people, places, things are all just based on deceit..! No one really cares for u.

    Posted 18 Feb 2010 at 5:17 pm
  9. baytril for dogs wrote:

    hey hey nice collection dude. keep posting new.

    Posted 14 Mar 2010 at 8:10 am
  10. MMK wrote:

    One more quote:

    “My Brain is divided into two parts: Right side & Left Side. Right side has nothing Right in it and Left side has nothing Left in it.”

    Posted 17 Mar 2010 at 7:32 pm

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